He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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