By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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