So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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