Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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