I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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