Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
our cab driver is having phone sex.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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