if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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