Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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