just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Mom said you looked used
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Randomize
