there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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