i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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