I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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