When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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