I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It was a blind-side dick pic.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I had to cum in my sink.
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