I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
