he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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