Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
My liver just had a heart attack.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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