She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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