That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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