he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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