dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
You smell like stripper and shame
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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