She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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