Plan B is the new Plan A
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
please come you make the beer taste better
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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