i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Shame - the story of my life.
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