White coat. Heels.
You're so nebulous sometimes
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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