Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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