For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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