hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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