She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Are we in a gay sports bar?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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