apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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