fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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