And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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