kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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