so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Who died my cat blue again?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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