I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I'm having to shit out rocks
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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