she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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