All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Randomize
