Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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