He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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