So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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