Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Pooping to opera.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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