do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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