Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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