I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Randomize
