My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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