You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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