You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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