hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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