we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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