yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize