Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
