Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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