I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
