new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My underwear smells like fireworks.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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