shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Randomize
